Celtics-Bulls, when Rondo got away with flagrant-2 happens.
Chicago Bulls | Dept. | Boston Celtics | Verdict |
Derrick Rose | Point guard | Rajon Rondo (or Stephon Marbury) | Rondo's in danger of being suspended for good, so it's down to the rookie of the year vs. the greatest point guard in the NBA. So who wins? Has Starbury had a better playoff debut? Rose wins. |
Ben Gordon | Shooting guard | Ray Allen | On Game 6, Da Bulls fared better when Gordon fouled out. And Allen hit long 2 after long 2, the refs must've loved watching reruns. |
John Salmons | Small forward | Paul Pierce | Outside "Big Baby," "The Truth" has the best nickname in all of sports. Well... aside from "Jesus" too. |
Tyrus Thomas | Power forward | Glen Davis | WTF, it's Big Baby who should win this! He hits fadeaways like Dirk! |
Joakim Noah | Center | Kendrick Perkins | K-Perk has to win here, unless Noah brings with him the entire ark. |
Kirk Hinrich | Sixth man | Eddie House | Captain Kirk will chase House out of his own house if the refs weren't looking.. |
Vinny del Negro | Coach | Doc Rivers | Say what you want to Vinny del Negro, but Doc is a crappier coach. He's the crappiest COY awardee ever. |
Brian Scalabrine | 12th man | Aaron Gray | The only time Aaron Gray would step on to the court is when Captain Kirk is chasing the leprechaun all over Beantown. |
Benny the Bull | Secret weapon | Kevin Garnett | Who knows KG might do a Willis Reed. |
3 | Result | 6 | As I predicted in a web forum, the Cs will win in seven games, and I stand by that. Add this: they'll win via a blowout. |
Bulls-Celtics Game 7 is on BTV and C/S9 at May 3 at 8:00 a.m. Right before Pac-Man and the Hitman tickle each other.
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