OTH? One Tree Hill. No, not that song by U2, it's the TV series in which the producers finally realized that the actors playing their characters can't pass up as teens anymore so they fast-forwarded the storyline four years into the future.
10. The brunette is really hot...
...and has a husky voice. Take that. Summer Roberts!
9. The blonde has hair curlier than spaghetti...
...and is actually prettier than either Marissa or Naomi.
8. The mom has a hot ass...
...even Kevin Federline likes to tap it. (More on K-Fed later).
7. There is character named "Mouth"...
...and "Skills." Nowhere has a TV show name had an edgier name for its characters. Take that Nate and Chuck!
6. It's set in the South. The American South...
...even Joey and Pacey would envy these guys. Oh snap, they also lived there.
5. It actually shows Nate playing hoops...
...meanwhile, we have yet to see the Nate in the "earlier" TV program play lacrosse or soccer. Although I could swear I saw him try on hula hoops.
4. This show has no gay characters...
...which means Eric has no choice but to be friends with Jenny. And Nate has to take make us believe he's really has it going on with hot blondes.
3. The two heroines are really friends...
...and the two "heroes" are brothers. This makes a lot of possibilities for a Six Degrees game when you're bored.
2. It lasted longer than "Newport Beach: The Fake Orange County"...
...despite having more abysimal ratings. Told ya those TV ratings count for nothing. Unless your favorite show airs on the network no one watches.
1. Everytime K-Fed has an appearance, he always gets pwned!
And gets beat up! <Marv Albert voice> Yes!!!! </Marv Albert voice> Go get him! And make sure he goes back to the WWE so that Cena can beat him up some more.
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