Celtics-Bulls, when Rondo got away with flagrant-2 happens.
|Chicago Bulls||Dept.||Boston Celtics||Verdict|
|Derrick Rose||Point guard||Rajon Rondo|
(or Stephon Marbury)
|Rondo's in danger of being suspended for good, so it's down to the rookie of the year vs. the greatest point guard in the NBA. So who wins? Has Starbury had a better playoff debut? Rose wins.|
|Ben Gordon||Shooting guard||Ray Allen||On Game 6, Da Bulls fared better when Gordon fouled out. And Allen hit long 2 after long 2, the refs must've loved watching reruns.|
|John Salmons||Small forward||Paul Pierce||Outside "Big Baby," "The Truth" has the best nickname in all of sports. Well... aside from "Jesus" too.|
|Tyrus Thomas||Power forward||Glen Davis||WTF, it's Big Baby who should win this! He hits fadeaways like Dirk!|
|Joakim Noah||Center||Kendrick Perkins||K-Perk has to win here, unless Noah brings with him the entire ark.|
|Kirk Hinrich||Sixth man||Eddie House||Captain Kirk will chase House out of his own house if the refs weren't looking..|
|Vinny del Negro||Coach||Doc Rivers||Say what you want to Vinny del Negro, but Doc is a crappier coach. He's the crappiest COY awardee ever.|
|Brian Scalabrine||12th man||Aaron Gray||The only time Aaron Gray would step on to the court is when Captain Kirk is chasing the leprechaun all over Beantown.|
|Benny the Bull||Secret weapon||Kevin Garnett||Who knows KG might do a Willis Reed.|
|3||Result||6||As I predicted in a web forum, the Cs will win in seven games, and I stand by that. Add this: they'll win via a blowout.|
Bulls-Celtics Game 7 is on BTV and C/S9 at May 3 at 8:00 a.m. Right before Pac-Man and the Hitman tickle each other.