10. Losing 0-3 to Estonia is stupid, even on the road.
9. England fans want McClaren sacked.
8. The Soviets hated the Jews, so the Russians will do everything to win.
7. Peter Crouch should be playing hoops along side Luol Deng.
6. Steven Gerrard has too many gay fans.
5. Jose Mourinho is still plotting his attack on the English after leaving Chelsea.
4. Looney’s dreaming about Santa this time of the year, so don’t disturb him.
3. Prince William is still too drunk from the Rugby World Cup debacle.
2. Prince William is still dreaming of Kate Middleton.
1. The Spice Girls are back.