May 10, 2009

Top 10 forgotten boy bands of the 90s/early 00s

And no, Lincoln Hawk is not included. So are the Jonas Brothers, they were probably imitating the Naked Brothers Band during the nineties.

10. Boyz II Men
What's the easiest way to get to a girl's heart? Sing a heartfelt and soulful rendition of "I'll Make Love To You."

9. The New Kids on the Block
You know what's awesome with NKOTB? Their song "Step by Step" was a basis for this. Too bad they're more of an eighties band, and they probably had a feud with a band named after a dish. I'm just guessing.

8. 5ive
If you get to hang out with Queen in the early 2000s, you're something. Now if you got to hangout with Queen with Freddie Mercury, then that's something else.

7. BBMak
Get this, BBMak is a British group, and they made more money in the States than the rainy isles. Their hit song, "Back Here," even hit #1 at the adult contemporary charts, considering they were... a boy band?

6. Human Nature
Aussie represent! And no, I'm not talking about Nikki Webster who sang on the Olympics, and she turned out to be hot. You know, they sang the... I dunno.

5. The Backstreet Boys
If there was someone who didn't know the dance step for "Get Down" back in the day, either they're emo before emo was even an idea, or they were too stoned. Plus, they even spawned Aaron Carter, had a feud with NSYNC, and Nick Carter and had a feud with Aaron Carter. And Hilary and Lindsay feuded for Aaron's love. Ah, those were the days.

4. O-Town
Orlando is known for Walt Disney World (Disneyland is at Anaheim), the Orlando Magic, the Backstreet Boys and the boy band who ripped-off the first few notes of "Drowning" for their song "All or Nothing." And since "All or Nothing" is so much better, and O-Town represents the entire... O-Town (not just some place where the cool kids hanged out), O-Town wins vs. their crosstown rivals. Plus, they came from "probably" the forerunner of American Idol, "Making the Band."

If there are several ways in which the band name can be spelled (*NSYNC, 'N-Sync), and that name is actually the last letters of their names, it is a #1 on our book unless your British with a British accent.

2. Westlife
Ah, Weslife, the boy band where girls and gays screamed their pharynges out, with the gays not realizing some of them might be their federation-mates. And if any singer can make a song out of "Bop Bop Baby" is a #1 in our book, unless...

1. A1
...they almost caused a riot at the mall that caused their supposed mini-concert to be cancelled. Even the Beatles didn't have that. All they had were the bishops running after them at the then called MIA.

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